Fart Story: Birdo (Mario)
Roy wandered around in an open field, when he eventually found himself at some kind of ruin. There was a huge mask thing at the end of a stone walkway. He scratches his head, confused when he notices a ring on the ground. It had a massive diamond on it!
He smirks as he picks it up. “Look at the size of that thing! I’m gonna be rich!”
As he held up the ring, Birdo came around a corner. She ran up to him and trapped him in a massive bear hug. Roy tried to break free, but she was surprisingly strong.
“Oh, my hero!” She says happily. “I’ve been looking for that ring for ages! Should’ve known I left it here!” She turns him around to face her and flutters her eyelashes. “A cutie like you deserves a reward.”
Roy sweats nervously. “A-actually-” He was cut off when Birdo shoves him to the ground and plants her smooth, beautiful ass on his face and rips a fart.